vaticancame0s:

what’s it like to have straight hair

it must be weird

like your hair not being its own individual intelligence and making its own decisions

and like

when it’s drying it just stays strAIGHT

and it doesn’t gradually start curling and waving around your face

like a crezzeh bastard

jetaem:

you know how taemin’s always like

and key’s just like

NO ONE FUCKING TELL TAEMIN HE LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN OR ELSE HE WON’T WEAR HIS HAIR EXTENSIONS OR THAT DESIGNER DRESS I BOUGHT HIM OR THOSE HEELS OR THAT SKIRT

EVERYONE SHUT UP

and taemin’s just like 

and key’s like

krystal can’t make it for my performance

hey

taemin

wear this you’ll look like fabio

he’s the epitome of man

and taemin’s just..

and key’s like

i 

will

shit

on

all

your

hopes

and

dreams

(Source: lovelikeoxygen)

• teenage girl: (uploads photo) haha lol wooowww i look awful i'm so ugly i rarely take good pictures i don't even want people to look at my horrid ugliness
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